As if Humphry Slocombe and its pistachio-bacon ice cream didn’t already send us on an undeserved trip to heaven and back, Burrito Justice breaks the news that the gourmet parlor will be whipping up microbrew flavors for the March 21 Mission Street Food.

In a self-reflective post on denim store Self Edge, Allan Hough of Mission Mission discovers why we should all hold judgement when a strange new storefront moves to our hood. (By the way, Self Edge debuted on Mission Local in December when biz correspondent Ayako Mie learned it was the anomolous Valencia store thriving despite the economic downturn.)

And, for some trippy weekend fun, Curbed SF leads us to world continents as the Chinese Zodiac.