You thought the American Apparel hullabaloo was over—but no! Vitriol continues to ooze. In today’s Chronicle, columnist Caille Millner accused anti-AA hipsters of being “nasty elves” who read nothing but Naomi Klein and are out of touch with the real, shrinking-economy world.

Beyond Chron follows the Mission’s other big ongoing story, the mystery of Gus Murad—namely, what exactly has that guy done to get in good with the mayor?

Mission Mission passes on an invitation for a special Valentine’s Day Dinner from Wild Kitchen at “a secret location in the Mission.” All foraged and wild foods, all the time—including slow-roasted wild boar.

Yum.