An unknown female driver in the wee hours of Monday induced a Jed’s-a-millionaire moment when she took out the fire hydrant at 21st and Folsom. “It made such a loud noise that everyone in the neighborhood ran outside, expecting to find injured people,” wrote a tipster,  “but instead, we encountered the soothing sound and fresh breezes of a huge waterfall.”

The driver, per witnesses, claimed she was unhurt. Several firemen were drenched in the course of quelling the three-story torrent of water flowing toward 20th Street.

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