Some of us will be hiding under our beds until the nightmare is over. But for those of you who want to experience the final moments of this preposterous election cycle in the company of others (or at least an obliging bartender), here’s where you can watch the results. A map is below.

  1. Roxie Theater, 3117 16th Street: A big screen for big suspense. Doors open at 6:30; admission free.
  2. The Chapel, 777 Valencia Street: Celebrate or dance your sorrows away with DJ Jonathan Toubin. Doors open at 5:00; admission free.
  3. Trick Dog, 3010 20th Street: Show your “I voted” sticker for a free drink. Try to keep your political-themed cocktail down as the results roll in.
  4. Standard Deviant Brewing, 280 14th Street: Polls will close, taps will open.
  5. Shotwell’s, 3349 20th Street: Put off your election hangover with an alcohol-related one.
  6. The Napper Tandy, 3200 24th Street: Save a dollar on beer and mixed drinks to offset losses to national dignity.
  7. Slate Bar, 2925 16th Street: Fans of Bernie Sanders will be in good company.
  8. La Riva/Banks campaign, 2969 Mission Street: Because socialism didn’t fold when the Sanders campaign did.
  9. El Rio, 3158 Mission Street: Watch party for Hillary Ronen campaign.
  10. Slim’s, 333 11th Street: Watch party for Jane Kim state senate campaign.
  11. Beaux, 2344 Market Street: Watch party for Scott Wiener state senate campaign.
  12. Luna Rienne Gallery, 3318 22nd Street: Watch party and piñata bash starting at 4 p.m.
  13. D’Maize Restaurant, 2778 24th St. Melissa San Miguel’s party.
  14. Bissap Baobab 3372 19th St. Joshua Arce’s party
  15. Taqueria San Jose, 2830 Mission St. Iswari España’s party.

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