Have you seen this horrifying Santa?

He’s at Betabrand on Valencia. And holy wow is this slobby guy popular!

According to a post in Boing Boing, this grotesque Santa has been in more than a thousand holiday pictures since he was introduced to the store’s window last week.

Fun facts about Santa The Hutt:

–Now requires 24 reindeer to pull his sleigh.

–Sweats eggnog.

–Crushed three elves to death yesterday.

–Doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice; just wants to know if you’ll run across the street and get him cigarettes and a sack of chimichangas.

— Sculpted by the incredible Cianna Valley.

Santa The Hutt will be appearing at Betabrand throughout the holiday season. If you get to meet him or — God forbid — sit on his vast, undulating lap, we recommend that you thoroughly disinfect afterward. Penicillin is also suggested.

You can learn more about Betabrand from this HERE video made by Mission Local.

Alexandra Garretón

Alexandra Garreton, 26, enjoys living in a neighborhood where she can use her Spanish on a daily basis. Garreton moved to the Mission in August, and has been intrigued by the welcoming nature of the eclectic...

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