The Snitch reports that Maxim Magazine has slandered Dynamo Doughnuts by comparing their spiced chocolate doughnut to Sarah Palin. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of driving south, you might want to check the papers of your fellow drivers. According to Palin’s ex-mate Mr. McGoo, the undocumented are intentionally causing accidents on the freeways.
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National Inspiring News Week
Really? We thought it was just one day.
6 A.M. 50° and we’ve fired our weather “consultant” whose last words were “rain this afternoon and evening.”
Heart Throb: Mission Edition
Why let global capital clog your arteries when you can do it Mission-style? Follow cheapskate critic Christy Jovenelly as she discovers the idol of her trans-fat fantasies: the carne asada (azada) fries at La Taqueria Coyote.
Toilet Training in Law School
Torture debate got you constipated? After some scatological reading to help make it through the day, use John Yoo toilet paper to clean up the mess. Yoo might learn something. Or not.