Here are a few picks for this weekend. Also, click on the day for a complete list of what’s going on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Caddyshack LIVE!
Things to love about Caddyshack: Groundskeeper Carl’s (Bill Murray) creative gopher killing strategies, Rodney Dangerfield’s antics and brilliantly colored golf attire, and of course a very young, very attractive Chevy Chase. Now this classic has been adapted for the stage and this is the final weekend to see CaddyShack LIVE at The Dark Room Theater. Caddyshack: Live! is adapted and directed by Jim Fourniadis and stars Jody Frandle, Bronson McKinley, Austin Brown, Tim Kay, Jim Jeske, Mikl Em, Jay Huston, Erin Lucas, Dawn Corine, Guy Silvestro, Peter Kim, Bryce Byerley and Christina Shonkwiler as The Gopher. Fri., March 26 & Sat., March, 27. 8pm. Tickets $20. The Dark Room. 2263 Mission Street. 415.401.7987

“Pearls Over Shanghai” Kabuki Make Up Class

“Pretty Pretty (Look at You!) – Makeup sessions with Kegel Kater, Presented by RetroFit VintageIn this makeup tutorial, Kegel applies intricate makeup for her role as whore/angel/lotus dancer in the Cockettes’ hit musical “Pearls Over Shanghai,” while discussing some key products and techniques.Sign up for private makeup sessions, take advantage of special pricing on makeup and wigs, including Kryolan and Ben Nye products, and support a great artist-performer run, local business! “Plus: Enter to win a new face!! (made up by Kegel!) one entry form for every purchase.” Sat., March 27. 3-5pm. FREE. RetroFit Village. 910 Valencia Street. 415.550.1530

SQUART! – Spontaneous Queer Art!
“Laura Arrington and The Lab bring you Springtime SQUART! — a night of fresh out of the kitchen dance and performance art. Four teams will create new works from 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. Their process of creation is open to the audience. At 8:00 p.m. the teams will present their completed works to the audience and a panel of judges. Warning: this show may contain whatever the hell you can think of Judges include Keith Hennessy, Erika Chong Shuch, and Monique Jenkinson / Fauxnique. Performers include Christine Cali, Jorge de Hoyos, Christine Germain, Minna Harri, Philip Huang, Jesse Hewit, Peter Max Lawrence, Pearl Marill, Maryam Rostami, Charles Slender, and more!” Sat., March 27. 8pm. $3-30 sliding scale admission or FREE with membership. The Lab. 2948 16th Street. 415.864.8855

Modal Kombat
These guys have rigged their guitars to use as videogame controllers. How cool is that? Sun., March 28. 7pm. FREE. Amnesia. 853 Valencia Street. 415.970.0012

Watch as they use guitars to play Pong!