You know how much it sucks to have something so precious stolen, so help this guy out.
“Please help me find my bike. It was stolen outside of Pop’s on July 4th. It’s a black pake with spray-painted baby blue and green stripes, with pake cranks, riser bars, and a basket. Also stolen was the only saddle I’ve ever loved, a comfy women’s Terry. It’s one-of-a-kind, and I’m hoping readers around the bay will keep an eye out.”