We give you crimes off the SFPD’s daily recap, and we try to add to the sparse information they have, but to get inside the head of a police officer maybe it’s best to hear the reports from Mission Station Captain Greg Corrales, who writes his own. We’re still trying to figure out how to handle these and add to them, but for now, we give you Corrales’s newsletter in full. Suggestions?
Captain Greg Corrales
Commanding Officer
News Hawk Extraordinaire
Editor-in-Chief
“To toil for a hard master is bitter, but to have no master to toil for is more bitter still.”
Oscar Wilde
Captain’s Remarks:
At last! Sanity and common sense have finally prevailed. On April 27, 2011 Greg Suhr was appointed San Francisco’s 42nd Chief of Police. He is my 15th Chief and I, like the rest of the Department, am delighted with the choice. Give Chief Suhr a little time and you will see what a great selection he is for the position.
April 22, 2011
ARRESTS:
2:06 a.m. 16th & Shotwell Faux Amour 110325940
Officers Baca & Hansen arrested a soiled dove for soliciting a sad, tawdry act of prostitution.
3:47 a.m. 3000 21st St. Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110326067
Officers Masilang & Balingit spotted a suspicious subject skulking sinisterly. Further investigation revealed that the sinister skulker was a fugitive from justice with an active warrant out for his arrest.
2:15 p.m. 17th & Mission Sale of Methamphetamine 110327316
Officer Guerrero purchased methamphetamine from three dealers, who were then placed under arrest by Sgt. Healy and Officers Richardson, Servat & Kujath. A quantity of methamphetamine was seized.
5:41 p.m. 400 Collingwood St. Burglary 110327930
Officers Anderson & Russell arrested a parolee-burglar in flagrante delicto. He was also charged with a burglary he had committed minutes earlier.
5:54 p.m. 16th & Mission Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110327902
Sergeant Wibunsin arrested a fugitive from justice, pursuant to an active felony warrant out for his arrest for violation of his parole.
6:30 p.m. 2000 Market St. Petty Theft with Prior Convictions 110328007
Officers Traw & Smith arrested a booze-bandito and then discovered that he had three prior theft convictions, making his crime a felony.
9:53 p.m. 3400 16th St. Robbery 110328546
Officers Hallisy, Wilson, & Cole located and arrested a gauche goon who had snatched the victim’s I-phone from her hand and fled with it.
10:03 p.m. 22nd & Bryant Indecent Exposure 110328580
Officers Baca, Hansen, Traw, & Smith arrested a disgusting degenerate deviant for masturbating in public.
11:41 p.m. 3100 22nd St. Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110328897
Officers Masilang & Balingit spotted a suspicious subject skulking sinisterly.
INCIDENTS:
12:35 a.m. 2700 Mission St. Aggravated Assault 110325887
The victim was choked by an unknown stranger while in a restaurant.
7:00 a.m. 2000 Mission St. Rape 110326374
The victim took the suspect to her room and began to engage in a $30 act of prostitution. When the suspect removed his condom, the victim told him to stop, but he continued. He then took his $30 back before leaving.
4:41 p.m. 500 S. Van Ness Mental Health Detention 110327720
A suicidal 45-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
4:45 p.m. 22nd & Castro Burglary 110327805
A burglar entered the victim’s home and stole his camera. He was arrested a short time later during the commission of another burglary.
10:35 p.m. 23rd & Folsom Robbery, Gun 110328687
The victim was robbed by three suspects, one of whom brandished a handgun. After taking his property, the gunman struck the victim in the head with his gun.
April 23, 2011
ARRESTS:
12:25 a.m. 24th & Mission Robbery, Aggravated Assault 110329011
Sergeant Woon & Conley and Officers Hallisy and Wilson arrested four hoodlums that had beaten and robbed two victims.
5:52 p.m. 1800 Folsom St. Theft 110330660
Officers Cvetovac & Cuenca arrested a larcenous lout for shoplifting.
6:30 p.m. 600 Valencia Blackmail 110331583
Sergeant Woon, Inspector Horan, and Officers Tiffe, Reboli, & Moody arrested two conspirators, one of whom is on active parole, for faking a kidnapping and demanding ransom.
8:00 p.m. 19th & Shotwell Possession of Cocaine 110330955
Decoy Officer Stratton was solicited for an act of prostitution, by a wannabe paramour, who was then arrested by Inspectors Ravella & Overstreet, and Officers Johnson, O’Rourke, & Brugaletta. Further investigation revealed that the sad seeker of tawdry faux amour was in possession of cocaine.
INCIDENTS:
12: 1:13 a.m. Dolores Park Battery 110329061
The victim was kicked in the face by an unknown suspect.
2:00 a.m. 2100 Mission St. Aggravated Assault 110329118
The uncooperative victim was beaten, but gave conflicting stories as to what happened.
4:00 a.m. 3800 18th St. Domestic Violence 110330096
The victim was knocked to the floor by his ex-boyfriend, who then pushed him back down three times.
11:50 a.m. 24th & Mission Mental Health Detention 110329776
A deranged 41-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
12:15 p.m. 2600 Folsom St. Burglary 110332490
While the victim was showering, an unknown thief entered her apartment through an open door and stole her jewelry.
12:18 p.m. 2900 18th St. Mental Health Detention 110329851
A suicidal 43-year-old woman was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
April 24, 2011
ARRESTS:
12:52 a.m. 21st & Hampshire Criminal Threats 110331680
Officer Wilson arrested a surly scoundrel who struck the victim’s vehicle with his vehicle, and then threatened the victim with a gun.
1:10 a.m. 2300 Market St. Aggravated Assault 110331630
Officers Richards & Buckner arrested a loathsome lowlife louse who punched and kicked the victim numerous times.
1:50 a.m. 23rd & Mission Driving While Intoxicated 110331709
While investigating a traffic collision, Officers Covarrubias & Brakel determined that one of the motorists was severely intoxicated.
7:45 a.m. 500 S. Van Ness Domestic Violence 110332086
Officers Guerrero & Andaluz arrested an alleged man for slapping his girlfriend across the face twice, and then slamming her against the wall.
8:10 p.m. Sanchez & Market Driving While Intoxicated 110333363
While investigating a traffic collision, Officer Buckner discovered that one of the motorists was extremely intoxicated.
10:04 p.m. 600 Guerrero St. Possession of Methamphetamine 110333517
Officers Chambers & Manrique observed a vehicle being operated in a suspicious manner. Further investigation revealed that the driver was in possession of a quantity of methamphetamine.
11:41 p.m. 3100 22nd St. Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110328897
Officers Masilang & Balingit spotted a suspicious subject skulking sinisterly. Further investigation revealed that the sinister skulker was a fugitive from justice with an active warrant out for his arrest.
INCIDENTS:
1:55 a.m. 18th & Castro Battery 110331931
The three intoxicated victims where all punched by an unknown suspect.
2:15 a.m. Castro & Market Battery 110332713
The victim was kicked in the face by an unknown thug.
4:00 a.m. 15th & Shotwell Robbery 110331931
The victim was allegedly punched and robbed by four suspects.
11:31 a.m. 21st & Capp Mental Health Evaluation 110332440
A deranged 60-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
11:41 a.m. 1600 15th St. Theft 110332406
The victim put her purse on a bench in church. A short time later she saw a blasphemous brazen barbarian bandit take her wallet from her purse and run out of the church.
4:45 p.m. 18th & Castro Battery 110334220
The victim was hit in the stomach by a known suspect.
5:40 p.m. 18th & Church Aggravated Assault 110333090
A completely uncooperative victim was stabbed with a broken bottle.
6:30 a.m. 2000 Mission St. Attempted Robbery 110333749
The victim was confronted by two suspects who stated that the victim owed them money. They then punched her in the face several times and left without acquiring any of the victim’s property.
April 25, 2011
ARRESTS:
10:10 a.m. 13th & S. Van Ness Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110334292
Officers Salvador & Cooper spotted a recidivist freeway off ramp beggar wielding a sign that said, “PLEAS HELP.” Further investigation revealed that the surly serial supplicant was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest. It is suggested that a Guilty Plea might help.
10:45 a.m. 1100 S. Van Ness Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 070882145
Officers Cruz & Orge spotted a suspicious subject skulking. Further investigation revealed that the skulker was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest.
10:48 a.m. 15th & Utah Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110334509
Officer Wilgus spotted a suspicious subject skulking sinisterly. Further investigation revealed that the sinister skulker was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest.
11:07 a.m. 500 S. Van Ness Domestic Violence 110334446
Officers Kobold, Hofmann, & Fischer arrested a surly scoundrel who threatened his wife and obstructed her ability to telephone the police to report him.
3:05 p.m. 700 Treat St. Domestic Violence 110335228
Officers Ng & Cruz arrested the victim’s ex-boyfriend for battering him with a chair.
10:10 p.m. Dolores Park Robbery 110336339
Officers Keesor and Nantroup captured three contemptible craven culprits who had beaten and robbed the victim and then attempted to escape on Muni. The officers recovered the victim’s cell phone from under the seat on which the trio of truculent thugs sat.
INCIDENTS:
1:20 a.m. 16th & Rondel Battery 110333711
While in a bar, the intoxicated victim claimed to have been struck.
12:45 p.m. Division & Potrero Robbery 110335030
The victim was robbed by two thugs who hit him in the back of the head and then pepper sprayed him.
7:18 p.m. 24th & Mission Robbery 110335927
The intoxicated victim stated that he was robbed by three suspects. He was not sure what happened.
April 26, 2011
ARRESTS:
1:38 a.m. 19th & Valencia Driving While Intoxicated 110336561
Officers Chambers & Wilson observed a vehicle being operated in a suspicious manner. Further investigation revealed that the driver was seriously intoxicated.
12:32 p.m. 23rd & Mission Malicious Mischief, Graffiti 110337688
Officers Trapsi & Claudio arrested a vile vandal for defacing the inside of a Muni bus with graffiti.
3:06 p.m. 25th & Harrison Criminal Threats 110338385
Officer Ueber arrested a horrid hoodlum who threatened to kill the two victims and brandished a weapon at them.
10:04 p.m. 19th & York Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110339543
Officers Garcia & MacIlrath spotted a suspicious subject skulking. Further investigation revealed that the suspicious skulker was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest.
INCIDENTS:
10:15 a.m. 21st & Bryant Robbery 110337622
The victim was holding her cell phone when a brazen brigand demanded the phone and then wrenched it out of her hand.
12:30 a.m. 16th & Valencia Theft 110338153
The victim was in a gin mill and left her purse unattended on a table. When she returned a half-hour later, her purse was gone.
7:46 a.m. 400 Valencia St. Mental Health Detention 110336840
A deranged 56-year-old woman, who believed that dead people were chasing her, was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
8:17 a.m. 1000 S. Van Ness Mental Health Detention 110337161
A suicidal 32-year-old man, who stated that his brain is at war with him, was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
April 27, 2011
ARRESTS:
9:21 a.m. 18th & Church Poss. of Loaded, Concealed, Handgun 110340374
After a lengthy foot chase, Officers Wilgus, Servat, & Kujath arrested a subject in possession of a loaded handgun.
11:12 a.m. 24th & Mission Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110340750
Officers Emanuel & Cooper spotted a suspicious subject skulking sinisterly. Further investigation revealed that the sinister skulker was a fugitive from justice, with an active felony warrant out for his arrest.
1:15 p.m. 1700 Valencia St. Possession of Stolen Property 110341413
Officers Cooper, Emanuel, Murphy, & Fischer located and arrested a subject who was in possession of stolen checks.
3:10 p.m. 15th & Guerrero Domestic Violence 110341792
Officers Bucy, Joshua, Ortega, Lopez, Mayo, & Obidi arrested a bully and his bumptious girlfriend for battering each other.
3:11 p.m. 3000 16th St. Brandishing Weapon, Threatening 110341673
Officers Fischer, Murphy, Kerow, & Phillips located and arrested a subject who had threatened the victim while wielding a steak knife.
4:17 p.m. 19th & Mission Violation of Parole 110342007
Officers Rallis, Elliston, Emanuel, and Friedman arrested a parolee who attempted to steal money from a store’s cash register.
5:30 p.m. 2000 Market St. Theft 110342314
Officers Del Gandio & Russell arrested a booze-bandito for shoplifting vodka.
6:18 p.m. 200 Naples St. Possession of Cocaine for Sale 110342499
Sgt. Healy and Officers Richardson, Moody, Sanchez, and Guerrero executed a search warrant which resulted in the arrest of two major cocaine dealers and the seizure of over 216 grams of cocaine.
11:12 p.m. 3800 17th St. Malicious Mischief 110343027
Officers Russell & Del Gandio arrested a vile vandal who threw at potted plant at an auto’s windshield, smashing it.
11:24 p.m. 18th & Shotwell Faux Amour 110343033
Officers Hansen & Campbell arrested a soiled dove for loitering for the sordid purpose of prostitution.
11:43 p.m. 18th & S. Van Ness Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110343083
Officers Reboli & Baca observed a vehicle being operated in a suspicious manner. Further investigation revealed that one of the auto’s occupants was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest.
INCIDENTS:
1:00 a.m. 100 Shotwell Aggravated Assault, Machete 110339719
The victim, a soiled dove, agreed to a sad, sordid act of faux amour with the suspect. A short time later, the surly psycho scoundrel suddenly severely slashed her with a machete.
2:00 a.m. 17th & Mission Aggravated Assault, Gun 110339769
The victim was shot three times by an unknown assailant.
7:00 a.m. 16th & Mission Mental Health Detention 110339935
A deranged 36-year-old woman was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
12:38 p.m. Douglass & Market Mental Health Detention 110341140
A suicidal 55-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
7:20 p.m. 2000 Market St. Mental Health Detention 110342568
A suicidal 37-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
9:07 p.m. 2800 Cesar Chavez Robbery, Gun 110342762
A man armed with a gun robbed a gas station of approximately $5,000.00
9:40 p.m. 2000 Mission St. Robbery 110342853
The victim was punched in the face by one suspect and the second suspect reached into his pocket and stole his cell phone.
11:20 p.m. 3500 24th St. Attempted Robbery 110343055
A contemptible, craven cutthroat attempted to rob the victim. When the victim resisted, the depraved desperado shot the victim and his wife with a bb gun.
April 28, 2011
ARRESTS:
1:15 a.m. 3300 20th St. Faux Amour 110343265
Officers Lovrin & Trujillo arrested two soiled doves for loitering for the sordid purpose of prostitution.
2:26 a.m. 26th & Harrison Possession of Crack Cocaine 110343328
Officers Baca & Reboli spotted a suspicious subject slumbering. Further investigation revealed that the subject was a 6’05”, 415 pound, parolee, in possession of crack cocaine.
3:19 a.m. 600 Shotwell St. Faux Amour 110343356
Officers Dittmer & Daugherty arrested a soiled dove for loitering for the sordid purpose of prostitution.
11:30 a.m. 2300 16th St. Theft 110344382
Officers Obidi & Mayo arrested a booze-bandito for stealing four bottles of vodka.
2:30 p.m. Castro & Market Fugitive from Justice Apprehended 110344780
Officer Manfredi spotted a suspicious subject skulking. Further investigation revealed that the skulker was a fugitive from justice, with an active warrant out for his arrest.
7:15 p.m. 16th & Capp Possession of Crack Cocaine 110345584
Officers Buckley & Banegas observed a vehicle being operated in a suspicious manner. Further investigation revealed that the driver, who is on felony probation, was in possession of crack cocaine.
7:57 p.m. 14th & S. Van Ness Sale of Crack Cocaine 110345750
Officers Sands & Cathey conducted a narcotics investigation which resulted in the arrest of a crack cocaine dealer and the arrest of his pathetic patron. The officers also seized the crack cocaine that the furtive felon had purchased as well as a quantity of the pernicious poison the purveyor was peddling.
9:24 p.m. 700 Peru St. Possession of Crack Cocaine for Sale 110346225
Sgt. Healy and Officers Richardson, Fegan, Sanchez, & Guerrero conducted a narcotics investigation which resulted in the arrest of three crack cocaine dealers and the seizure of crack cocaine possessed for the purpose of sale.
9:58 p.m. 18th & Shotwell Faux Amour 110345998
Officers Hansen & Campbell arrested a soiled dove for soliciting a sordid, tawdry act of prostitution.
INCIDENTS:
3:20 p.m. 3300 22nd St. Theft 110344815
A thief on a bicycle snatched the chain from the victim’s neck and then sped away.
9:28 p.m. 400 Castro St. Mental Health Detention 110345910
A suicidal 20-year-old man was placed on a 72-hour mental health evaluation.
The above are not all the arrests and incidents that took place, but are the most significant.
Moving violations written during the above period – 179
Thank you for posting this. Perhaps you could find out how one gets on the mailing list for these reports? I’ve clicked on the “request newsletter” link for the Mission station on the sfpd website several times in the past year (http://www.sf-police.org/index.aspx?page=3323) – but still no newsletter in my inbox. . .
Yes we will find out. Best, Lydia