Apparently that’s how you do it in a really, really dark bar where something horrible and messy has happened. Documented here at the Elbo Room. Very dramatic in a sort of noir film way….

Anyway, if you’re ever in a dark place full of people who would shriek in terror if you turned on the lights and something happens that requires cleaning…you know what to do.

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H.R. Smith has reported on tech and climate change for Grist, studied at MIT as a Knight Science Journalism Fellow, and is exceedingly fond of local politics.

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