GOP Nominates Lincoln for President
What a long strange trip it’s been.
6 A. M. 53° and cloudy. Clearing and 63 on tap for today.
Department of Public Safety
A worried mother asks Trip Advisor “how safe is it” around 22d and Mission. Three replies so far. Any tips?
Where Can I Find Artsy Hipsters?
Using complex algorithms, proprietary heat maps and 65 categories (“artsy”, “hipster”, etc.), new website NabeWise figures the Mission to be the trendiest ‘hood in town. (Check out the competition and you’ll see why)
Irony Lost
Mission Mission points to an Onion satire on famed libertarian socialist Noam Chomsky taking the day off from fighting imperialism. In realism, the day before, Chomsky was detained and denied entry to Israel/Palestine .

