Roommate 1: "Have you seen my shoes?"
Roommate 2: "Nope. Did you look outside? Maybe they're outside."
Roommate 1: "Why would they be outside?"
Roommate 2: "I don't know, just thinking that maybe you should look outside."
Roommate 1: "Did you do something to my shoes?
Roommate 2: "Just look outside." Photo by Mateo Hoke
Please keep your comments short and civil. Do not leave multiple comments under multiple names on one article. We will zap comments that fail to adhere to these short and easy-to-follow rules.