You’re not going to believe this…
Yesterday, the Sydney Sixers beat up on the Highveld Lions by 10 wickets in the final of the Champions League Twenty20 tournament.
Missionites were so excited by the tournament’s outcome that they started multiple bonfires along Mission Street. If you heard honking horns and sirens last night, and saw fires burning in the streets, it is obviously due to the fact that not only did Highveld lose, but by 10 wickets. Ten wickets!
Full disclosure: we have no idea what this means. But surely someone in the Mission does, and that person may even be kind enough to explain it to us in the comments section. Until then, isn’t it nice to have a break from the Giants’ World Series victory?